[Joke] good laugh for the day

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    [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by teaCoke on 2010-03-22, 1:12 pm

    Police Officer

    A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror
    pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a
    stop, a police officer approaches the car.

    The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

    Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour
    zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

    Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

    Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.]

    Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
    [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]

    Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

    Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

    The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

    The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

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    the good wife

    Post by teaCoke on 2010-03-22, 1:23 pm

    The good wife

    One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Michigan were listening to the radio during breakfast.

    They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
    snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
    street, so the snowplows can get through."
    So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,
    "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car
    on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
    The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
    says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....."
    Then the electric power went out.

    The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
    said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
    need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice, the husband replied,
    "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by Guest on 2010-03-22, 4:04 pm

    haha good ones. i like jokes that are storyish based

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by milkoshop on 2010-03-22, 8:15 pm

    i like the police story. made my day smile for a while. victory

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by Guest on 2010-03-23, 10:53 pm

    yeah the police story was good lol could actually see that happening...spite is beautiful.

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by asnman on 2010-03-24, 2:24 am

    yea i like the cop one too that made me laugh

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by Guest on 2010-03-24, 4:13 am

    the driver's wife was superb. gaze

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by dejekted on 2010-03-25, 2:17 pm

    serve right snickering

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by teaCoke on 2010-03-26, 9:55 am

    I know eh; the police one cracked me up.

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by Guest on 2010-03-26, 10:26 am

    lawl @ the first one

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    Re: [Joke] good laugh for the day

    Post by Guest on 2010-03-27, 3:41 am

    ahahahaha... nice

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